One Final Plea

Be different

Albert Einstein invented pizza. I though you would want to be like him. Because I thought that would be cool. To be like Elbert you would have pizza this Thanksgiving.

          One reason not to have turkey this Thanksgiving is it is very dry. It is so dry that you would not even be able to bite into it. So it is hard and on top of that it tastes gross. This turkey is so dry that it would suck the water right out of your gutters.

          Also it is so filling. You will be full right when you take one bite. Do you know how big a turkey is? Last time I had a turkey it was so big that it filled up my whole refrigerator and it was the only thing that was in there. There is 90% of fat in the turkey.

          Everyone is having turkey this year. Be the odd one out. It would be cool to be the odd one out  and you would be popular. Being different is always fun. Make your own trend by having pizza this year.

          Don’t choose turkey this Thanksgiving choose pizza from ” Happy Joes “ because you could get rabies from the turkey. Don’t choose turkey!