No More Turkey

No More Turkey

                Be like George Washington and don’t eat turkey.  George Washington wanted the turkey to be the national bird.  Turkeys make you sleepy.  Also you can be like everyone else and eat ham!

                First of all turkey makes you sleepy.  It has a chemical called L-tryptophan.  Plus don’t you need to watch the big football game.  You will be stuffed so full that you can’t walk to the couch or your comfy bed.

                Second you can be eating a ham.  Hams don’t have bugs in them like turkeys.  Turkeys will eat anything really.  A ham can have delicious brown sugar glaze.  YUMMY.  Ham goes better with the green bean casserole, too.

                Everyone is eating ham.   Your sister, neighbor, and aunt are having ham.  Eighty percent of Americans are having ham.  A ham only takes a couple of hours to prepare so everyone is choosing ham this Thanksgiving.

                So now what do you think?  A ham goes better with green bean casserole and the other Thanksgiving side dishes.  Ham can have tasty brown sugar glaze.  Ham doesn’t have bugs or gross things.  Turkey makes you sleepy and has the chemical L-tryptophan in it.  Do you really want to be the oddball and have turkey?

Say No To Turkey!

        Don’t eat turkey. Say no to turkey. Everyone’s eating turkey, don’t eat it don’t you want to be original. It’s dry you can’t chew it. You don’t know what’s in the turkey.

        First, Everyone’s eating turkey don’t you want to be original. Why be like everyone else. Since no one is eating pizza it will be on sale. Don’t kill the last turkey there won’t be any turkey for next year.

        It’s dry you can’t chew it. It’s so dry that it steals your saliva from between your teeth. It’s dryer than the lint from my dryer vent. Some turkey is chewier than bubble gum.

        You don’t know what the turkey has inside of it, or what the turkey ate. It eats stink bugs. There is a very good chance it has digested cow dung. THAT IS GROSS!!

        As you see, everyone’s eating turkey don’t you want to be original, its dry you can’t chew it, you don’t know what’s in it, are all ways to make people eat turkey!

Do you Really Want to Have Turkey For Thanksgiving?

Why would you want to eat a turkey? Why don’t you want to eat pizza instead? It has sausage it is still meat. You can’t put that on turkey. Hope this changed your mind.

                Do you still want to have turkey for Thanksgiving? Have ice cream for Thanksgiving! It’s a holiday! Holidays are time to splurge! And ice cream is sweet and yummy! If your kids have a hard time eating turkey, then this year could be different. Kids love ice cream!! It can be a little healthy because you can put strawberrys on it. Maybe you will have ice cream this thanksgiving.

                You know the turkeys you by at stores, those turkeys could have ate poison berries! But then you Need to hunt for a turkey! Now that is a lot of work. Because then you need to buy a gun and bullets!

                 Are you smart? Because  if you are, you wouldn’t eat turkey. Benjamin franklin ate pizzaand ice cream! He is the smartest man ever! I know I am smart because I eat pizza and ice cream for thanksgiving!

As you can see that turkey is not the best thanksgiving dinner. you could have pizza or ice cream!  

Remember thanksgiving is a time to have fun!  And ice cream  doesn’t  take as long to cook turkey!

No Time for Turkey

Hey there, did you know 90% of Americans are saying no to turkey?  You don’t want turkey for thanksgiving. Farmers are killing younger turkeys this year. Also they could kill you. Plus thanksgiving is all about pizza this year.

          Did you know farmers are killing tukeys early this year. They are trying to get you to buy more turkey so you waste money. Also the turkey could have something no one wants, gunpowder, yeah isn’t it nasty.  You can never trust what you eat.

Plus turkey can kill you, yeah it could have had rabies. It also could of had ebola, nasty , would you want a ebola infested turkey. I bet you woudn’t be giving thanks for that. It could have had eaten poisonous spiders.

Also thanksgiving is all about pizza this year. Because turkey takes WAY too long to prepare, pizza is filling in for it. Pizza is a much more filling meal. Pizza is turkeys superior in every way.

So as you can see since turkey has flaws and pizza doesn’t why don’t you try pizza for Thanksgiving. That would not be good if you got raibies for thanksgiving would it. And as you can see you don’t want turkey for thanksgiving. And if you do…….. I wouldn’t want to be you!!!