How Many Turkeys Will You Save?

We've been working with persuasive writing.  We talked about 8 different persuasive techniques.

Here is one of our final projects:

HAM IS BETTER THAN TURKEY !

Do you really want Turkey for Thanksgiving?  Let me change your mind.   Ham is better than turkey.  Turkeys carry diseases.  Turkeys may have eaten things other than what’s good for us.

First off ham is way healthier than turkey.  Ham has a better taste.  If you are looking for a moist and tasty meat, then ham is the answer.  This year switch your meal to ham.

Also turkeys will make you sick! They still have their poop inside when they are cooked.  The sweet smell of baking turkey can be the disease that is growing in the intestines of that bird you are baking. 

Do you know where it’s been? Turkey’s could’ve eaten spiders or other bugs. They have a chemical that goes to your brain.  After you eat turkey you want to watch football instead of sleep right?

Anyway I’m saying don’t eat turkey this Thanksgiving. plz plz plz do not eat Turkey for Thanksgiving.