Beef Rules - Turkey Drools

Beef rules turkey drools

When you eat turkey does it make you sleepy? When you eat too much it means that you are stuffed or  full.IT helps with digestion but also affects your brain.If you eat too much you will get a tummy ache. 

It is healthier than pizza because it has low fat. Grapes are healthier than pizza. Almonds are healthier than pizza. Yogurt is healthier than pizza.

It”s going to take a long time to prepare.It cooks for 24 hours in the oven.bakes for along time.Put baking pam over the pan then the turkey will not stick.

As you can see thanksgiving you do not want to have turkey for thanksgiving because  it makes you very sleppy.do you get sleepy. When you eat turkey.You should eat ham for thanksgiving.

As you can see you want to have beef instead of turkey for thanksgiving there are also more cows in the world than turkeys so help save turkeys so they don’t become extinct.

Beef is better than Turkey!

Do you want to eat turkey? Turkeys have bad bugs like stink bugs, beetles, moths, spiders, and flies. Their guts are gooey.  Their feathers have bugs.  You have to take their brains out.  Gross don’t you think.  

Turkeys looks silly.  How many meals have you ever seen that look like a poor bird on a platter?  Why would you want turkey?  Who even thought of it?  It would be cruel to dine on the bird at your next celebration. Please think about changing your meal.

The turkeys that are being prepared have worked hard.  They have laid numerous eggs and now those things are wasted.  Have you ever thought about those chickens whose eggs we eat?  Why not eat hard-boiled eggs or an omelet?

Save the turkey

Ben Franklin was one of the smartest men in the world. He never ate turkey  because he did not want them to be in danger. You should choose what Ben Franklin chose and 95%of Americans will choose on Thanksgiving.

Do not eat turkey this Thanksgiving. Turkey taste gross it is very dry. Farmers are  growing them smaller. Now you have to buy more turkey .

Turkey is healthy . You should have something not very healthy. Probably like taco’s or junk food. You have to thaw turkey for 24 hours. Then bake it . Then baste it for hours .

Don’t eat small exspenesive  dry turkey. Turkey is very dry.  If you don’t baste it twenty four seven it is very dry .  most the time it can be very dry.

So I’m guessing you are not going to eat turkey like very smart Ben Franklin and the 95% of the Americans  . Don’t eat turkey on thanksgiving . save the turkey from going in danger . makes you sleepy. 

Save the turkeys!

Why would you want to eat stuff that was on animal bones? It’s mean to animals. So many cells were around their bones. Blood was pumping through their body close to their bones.                   

Would you want to eat a frozen turkey? You wouldn’t even be able to eat it it’s too cold to eat. It would break your teeth. You would need to cook your turkey first though.         

Turkeys eat bugs so eating a turkey is basically eating bugs. That’s gross. You get a lot of germs and infections. Bugs have bacteria. Would you want to eat bacteria?

Would you want angry animals as your enemy? Think about it: turkeys are mean animals. Having turkey as your enemy is super bad cause turkeys are strong. They would break your door down.

I don’t want turkey because people are giving me great reasons why I shouldn’t . You are smart so make the right choice. Join the 90% of Americans and don’t eat turkeys. Think of the poor helpless turkeys and save them.